Married to Jared

Mommy story--There's a giant stand up Jared at the subway by our house (and probably at a subway near you, too). Well, one day the kids and I go in and they say "hey, it's daddy", and "hi, daddy". They do both wear glasses and dress pants but other than that?? I was thinking poor kids really miss their dad since he's working a lot. We went back in and this time Jared had a big crease in his head (maybe he fell over?) and my son said "oh, daddy's head got hurt" LOL